Because I either write stupid, cheesy, boring things of no consequence or I write maudlin crap.
LAME.
Copernicus says I should start chronicling more of his Oklahoma escapades, but only if I can find a suitable pseudonym for him. I'm not sure even my clever mind could disguise his antics in such a way that the cops would figure out who was responsible.
Also, I have red hair now. It's rather sassy. I think I like it. Someone induced me to do it. My hairstylist was thrilled to color "virgin hair". I also spent a ridiculous amount of money having it done. I'm having palpitations thinking about how much I just spent in fact. Lord, what fools we mortals be . . .
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