Because I either write stupid, cheesy, boring things of no consequence or I write maudlin crap.
LAME.
Copernicus says I should start chronicling more of his Oklahoma escapades, but only if I can find a suitable pseudonym for him. I'm not sure even my clever mind could disguise his antics in such a way that the cops would figure out who was responsible.
Also, I have red hair now. It's rather sassy. I think I like it. Someone induced me to do it. My hairstylist was thrilled to color "virgin hair". I also spent a ridiculous amount of money having it done. I'm having palpitations thinking about how much I just spent in fact. Lord, what fools we mortals be . . .
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Gamer Girls Gone Judgmental
Apparently, while I was trying to entertain myself at the Comic Shop while Frank and Josh were playing Warhammer 40K, my sarcastic utterances were taken literally by the two ugly girls in the shop. They went up to Josh and actually asked him, "Is she really that dumb?" Now, the guys who bothered to talk to me were amused by my obviously faux-vapid statements and giggles, so I can only imagine that these girls, since they didn't bother to even once talk to me, caught bits and pieces of our conversations and decided, since I was prettier than they, that I must be a complete airhead.
So I was building pyramids out of dice? Color-coordinated ones? Half way through, one of the guys whose dice I had borrowed for my architectural diversion, handed me some different dice to make the pyramid's color scheme more symmetrical. And they were really worried when one of them bumped the table and the pyramid fell. I'd moved on to something else to occupy my time (I think I was telling myself a story), but I thought it was nice that he was concerned.
I admit that I was pleased that Josh's response was something along the lines of "What? No, she's probably smarter than all of us here." Because, come to think of it, only one person I can think of has ever seriously questioned my intelligence, and that person is dead.
Just kidding. He's dead to me though. Changed my phone number after the last time we talked.
Anyway, don't be so judgy!
And, yes, I realize this isn't a well-written piece, and I should not have called those girls ugly, but geez. They were mean and for no good reason. So there!
So I was building pyramids out of dice? Color-coordinated ones? Half way through, one of the guys whose dice I had borrowed for my architectural diversion, handed me some different dice to make the pyramid's color scheme more symmetrical. And they were really worried when one of them bumped the table and the pyramid fell. I'd moved on to something else to occupy my time (I think I was telling myself a story), but I thought it was nice that he was concerned.
I admit that I was pleased that Josh's response was something along the lines of "What? No, she's probably smarter than all of us here." Because, come to think of it, only one person I can think of has ever seriously questioned my intelligence, and that person is dead.
Just kidding. He's dead to me though. Changed my phone number after the last time we talked.
Anyway, don't be so judgy!
And, yes, I realize this isn't a well-written piece, and I should not have called those girls ugly, but geez. They were mean and for no good reason. So there!
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